Assorted pastries until the pug dressed as old lady arrives?
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We all know why you’re here, and rest assured, the pug dressed as an old lady is on its way. But in the meantime, please help yourself to a sampling of fine pastries.
Care for a pecan roll? Just a little something to tide you over until the pug gets here.
Careful, this one’ll go straight to your thighs. But that’s okay—live a little!
We know you could probably just Google “pug dressed like an old lady” and find something pretty similar, so we really appreciate you sticking around.
Just hang in there a little bit longer. Have a strudel, and by the time you’re done with it, the belle of the ball will be here.
Ta-da! Just as promised, here is the pug dressed as an old lady. Her name is Oink. Isn’t she sweet?
Thanks again for waiting around! Feel free to grab a bear claw for the road.
