1 All About That Bass - Meghan Trainor
2 Boom Clap - Charli XCX
3 Shake It Off - Taylor Swift
4 Maps - Maroon 5
5 Break Free - Ariana Grande Featuring Zedd
6 Black Widow - Iggy Azalea Featuring Rita Ora
7 Rather Be - Clean Bandit Featuring Jess Glynne
8 Bang Bang - Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj
9 Stay With Me - Sam Smith
10 Bailando - Enrique Iglesias Featuring Descemer Bueno & Gente de Zona
11 Don't Tell 'Em - Jeremih Featuring YG
12 Rude - MAGIC!
13 Cool Kids - Echosmith
14 Habits (Stay High) - Tove Lo
15 Am I Wrong - Nico & Vinz
16 Don't - Ed Sheeran
17 Chandelier - Sia
18 This Is How We Do - Katy Perry
19 A Sky Full Of Stars - Coldplay
20 Amnesia - 5 Seconds Of Summer
Things weren't going well for young Stefani Germanotta, an 18-year-old from the Upper West Side, at the Bitter End. It was Friday night at the famed Greenwich Village club and the chattering NYU kids in the audience -- there because the place didn't card -- outnumbered the handful of misfit East Village friends who had come to see her play. 'See the lonely girl,' she sang in her agile and slightly husky voice, letting her fingers fly up and down the keyboard of the beat-up house piano like the child prodigy she once was, 'out on the weekend, trying to make it pay.' Set up on the piano's soundboard, Germanotta's own portable disco ball spun tiny shards of light and her laptop spat out beats, but no one was listening.
Reality retroactively imitating Nicole's fanfic, a true reverse Warholian experience
