How can I break up with someone?
I already cheated, insulted his family, punched his little brother, etc. but his ass won't leave me alone. I mean, take a hint, dude.

How can I do it? I don't want to say it because I am not a mean person but all the things above didn't help... I want him to break up with me so I can be the "nice" and "heartbroken" one....

Any tips? What should I do next?

Tell him that it would just be better for the both of you if you weren't together anymore. The best thing you can do is be completely honest....and remember honesty =/= being an a**hole

Just do it. It's so cowardly that you would rather try to hurt someone than just tell them how you feel.

Those things weren't mean, tho.

Just say it. 'I've been thinking lately and don't think we are working out.'

Play Perfect Illusion round the house

Yikes, bye.

But if I am the one who ends the relationship, no one will feel sorry for me.

You are a very terrible person :/

After 8th grade none of that matters, hun.

Didn't you make a thread about 'the need to hook up' or whatever the other week? How long have you guys been together? 5 days? I'm sure he'll be fine.

After the things you've done you don't deserve sympathy.

You will never be that. Just end it

Sis, you cheated on him, insulted his family and punched his little brother. No-one with ANY sense will EVER see you as the nice, heartbroken one. If anything, they'll probably just gain respect for him for dumping your ass...

To be honest, breaking up with him is the best way you can save face and keep people's respect, because they'll see you care enough about him to stop hurting him

You sound lovely.

Ddddd you just insulted him and punched his brother , Nice ?! Suure ...

Rule #1 you gotta have fun, but when you're done you gotta be the first to run