I knew (still know) a guy who: signed on to grindr (to checkout the guys he says), watched gay **** a few times (no idea if he jerked off or not), talks about how if he was into guys he'd definitely be a top, and I'd be his type, we had a long convo once about the ideal dick size on guys, says if he ever slept over, he'd love to cuddle.
He's had girlfriends and says he's straight

I just roll my eyes at him because he's an annoying tease.