Discussion: Work Stories.

Notorious MINAJ

Wow bitch the tea. So there is this straight guy at my job who is all masc with the bro and into to sports ******** etc.Hes the type who always be staring at women asses and **** when they walk come into are store and always got to say something about it. Bitch for me to only find out that this so call Straight guy is getting his booty plundered by this flaming queen who also works at my job

. And whats even worse is that hes kinda homephobic and has his 2nd child on the way. We always wonder why he walked around with a limp and now we know

TinkerbellClap

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Originally posted by Notorious MINAJ

Straight guy is getting his booty plundered by this flaming queen who also works at my job
We always wonder why he walked around with a limp and now we know

Beyondslay

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Originally posted by Notorious MINAJ

Wow bitch the tea. So there is this straight guy at my job who is all masc with the bro and into to sports ******** etc.Hes the type who always be staring at women asses and **** when they walk come into are store and always got to say something about it. Bitch for me to only find out that this so call Straight guy is getting his booty plundered by this flaming queen who also works at my job

. And whats even worse is that hes kinda homephobic and has his 2nd child on the way. We always wonder why he walked around with a limp and now we know

Booty plundered

the f*ckery

HandsOn

Not "plundered."

Icarus

Wottice this

B'Day

Once I saw walked into the freezer and saw my supervisor scratching her bum and I called her name and she froze it was so awkward
(I worked in fast food then)

& this

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Y'all... I'm crying. Ok so basically I'm in the process of doing my hair so I've been using my sister's wig just for today and she's older than me (I'm 18 she's 27) so she OBV has a bigger head than me.

Ok so I was at work and my crush was messing around with me

he was like if you don't move I'll fight you because I was in his territory

I was like I'm not moving

so he pushed me and then I pushed him back and then he was like hell no and then he pushed me a bit harder and I slammed on the counter and dropped back with my legs in the air and my wig literally somehow FLEW to the other side of the store. Like an idiot, some customer was like, 'damn' REALLY loudly so everyone looked (my manager, some guy who likes me, all my colleagues etc looked) and I was clutching my head which looked snatched and really bad and I ran to the back, crying. I felt horrible.

My closest friend at work came to the back and she asked me if I was okay and I yelled at her to get my wig because it was still on the shop floor and she took a while but then she got it and then she kindly put it on my head.

I went back out and it was really awkward and customers kept looking at me with sympathy and my crush was just really awkward around me.

Have you ever experienced anything like this at work? Or just embarrassing stories?

Wotamin

These threads are always such a kii

Staryu

I used to work customer service at a cheap clothing store called Rose's. One day an older, fat woman came to return some **** that didn't fit or something but she didn't have the receipt and we couldn't find it in stock at our store so we didn't accept it. So she walked away and went to the bathroom then left the store a little later. Like 20 minutes later, we discovered the woman had **** and bled all over the bathroom stall, her tampon was stuck to the ceiling, there was splatter everywhere, it legit looked like a crime scene

I remember there was some drama about which floor guy had to clean it up, I would have quit right then if I had to

Wotamin

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Originally posted by Staryu

I used to work customer service at a cheap clothing store called Rose's. One day an older, fat woman came to return some **** that didn't fit or something but she didn't have the receipt and we couldn't find it in stock at our store so we didn't accept it. So she walked away and went to the bathroom then left the store a little later. Like 20 minutes later, we discovered the woman had **** and bled all over the bathroom stall, her tampon was stuck to the ceiling, there was splatter everywhere, it legit looked like a crime scene

I remember there was some drama about which floor guy had to clean it up, I would have quit right then if I had to

Oh my god

Notorious MINAJ

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Originally posted by B'Day

Once I saw walked into the freezer and saw my supervisor scratching her bum and I called her name and she froze it was so awkward
(I worked in fast food then)

& this

I still crackle at your wig story to this day

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Originally posted by Staryu

I used to work customer service at a cheap clothing store called Rose's. One day an older, fat woman came to return some **** that didn't fit or something but she didn't have the receipt and we couldn't find it in stock at our store so we didn't accept it. So she walked away and went to the bathroom then left the store a little later. Like 20 minutes later, we discovered the woman had **** and bled all over the bathroom stall, her tampon was stuck to the ceiling, there was splatter everywhere, it legit looked like a crime scene

I remember there was some drama about which floor guy had to clean it up, I would have quit right then if I had to

I screamed not her destroying the bathroom I would have died if I had to clean it up.

Truffle.

Your life is so messy.

B'Day

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Originally posted by Notorious MINAJ

Wow bitch the tea. So there is this straight guy at my job who is all masc with the bro and into to sports ******** etc.Hes the type who always be staring at women asses and **** when they walk come into are store and always got to say something about it. Bitch for me to only find out that this so call Straight guy is getting his booty plundered by this flaming queen who also works at my job

. And whats even worse is that hes kinda homephobic and has his 2nd child on the way. We always wonder why he walked around with a limp and now we know

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Originally posted by Staryu

I used to work customer service at a cheap clothing store called Rose's. One day an older, fat woman came to return some **** that didn't fit or something but she didn't have the receipt and we couldn't find it in stock at our store so we didn't accept it. So she walked away and went to the bathroom then left the store a little later. Like 20 minutes later, we discovered the woman had **** and bled all over the bathroom stall, her tampon was stuck to the ceiling, there was splatter everywhere, it legit looked like a crime scene

I remember there was some drama about which floor guy had to clean it up, I would have quit right then if I had to

OHHHHH miiiiiiiiii GOD

Poisonous

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Originally posted by Staryu

I used to work customer service at a cheap clothing store called Rose's. One day an older, fat woman came to return some **** that didn't fit or something but she didn't have the receipt and we couldn't find it in stock at our store so we didn't accept it. So she walked away and went to the bathroom then left the store a little later. Like 20 minutes later, we discovered the woman had **** and bled all over the bathroom stall, her tampon was stuck to the ceiling, there was splatter everywhere, it legit looked like a crime scene

I remember there was some drama about which floor guy had to clean it up, I would have quit right then if I had to

Yezus

Notorious MINAJ

So there this pregnant girl and her baby daddy who works on my shift and ****. Her baby daddy is really friendly and jokes around alot and what not. So these 3 girls thought he was flirting and be hitting on him talking about they going to **** him. Girl when his Girlfriend found out bitch that **** went from taking orders and servpeople to WWE Smackdown Vs Raw. She talking about she going to smack the **** out of those 3. one of them said they beat up pregnant women

. The pregnant girl called her sister and she came up and in the end the police had to be called because they started throwing chairs and **** around the dining room. I'm still surprised the store is till even open to this day.

Glassmouth

this happened like 5 days ago

I work at a call center for some cable company on customer service and the call center I work in has this ''lift the employees!'' kind of activities and well I was with a customer and suddenly my boss (which is kinda hot) came to me while I was in the middle on the call and massaged my shoulders and my neck (I guess to lift me up or something) and I was like enjoying it so damn much I moaned and the customer I was talking to was literally like ''what?

'' and oh my god It was so embarrassing

I had to apologized and the customer was like ''what are you doing there?''

I had to assured her it was nothing but still

iLays

Where do you work?

You're always posting about **** poppin off at the work place

Notorious MINAJ

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Originally posted by iLays

Where do you work?

You're always posting about **** poppin off at the work place

Steak N Shake

Yves

B'Day's story is iconic.

B'Day

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Originally posted by Yves

B'Day's story is iconic.

Notorious MINAJ

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Originally posted by Yves

B'Day's story is iconic.

Literally got snatched bald

Love ya tho B'Day