Honestly I believe the stuff in this thread. Like when I was young straight boys in my neighborhood and even school used to dry hump each other all the time. They even did it to me one time and I was so freaked out cuz I had no idea what was happening (I was really innocent back then) and I heard real life stories of cousins and stuff being caught doing it. If a girl and boy does it then two men doing it is 2x more likely since gays are much more sexual
Does your cousins wifes cousins child count? Idk what that makes him of mine, we just called him a distant relative. We didn't do anything but I thought he was one of the handsomest, sexiest guys ever.
No. It's very unlikely that you would have any blood relatives in common with a cousin's cousin, let alone a cousin-in-law's first cousin once removed.
Honestly, no. Find another one. There's many people out there.