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orange
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Member Since: 12/29/2003
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Post #1
Corny Jokes
This is a little late for April Fools but are there any corny jokes that you've found to be classic or recently found out about?
What is brown and sticky?
A STICK! <-- ha ha ha
J@rv$
Member Since: 6/19/2007
Posts: 7,084
Post #2
WTH?
MrDeeds
Member Since: 11/24/2006
Posts: 24,963
Post #3
Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the Moooooooo-vies
KT&T
Member Since: 1/16/2010
Posts: 17,698
Post #4
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Originally posted by
MrDeeds
Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the Moooooooo-vies
Back to their barn...
xclusivestylesz
Member Since: 12/14/2006
Posts: 6,181
Post #5
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Originally posted by
MrDeeds
Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the Moooooooo-vies
back to nick cannon?
JM4ever
Member Since: 6/30/2007
Posts: 18,079
Post #6
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xclusivestylesz
back to nick cannon?
Oh My God
Buddhaful
ATRL Senior Member
Member Since: 7/15/2002
Posts: 4,827
Post #7
Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
It's rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGH!
Why?
Because of all the booty!
MrDeeds
Member Since: 11/24/2006
Posts: 24,963
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xclusivestylesz
back to nick cannon?
lmaoo
KT&T
Member Since: 1/16/2010
Posts: 17,698
Post #9
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Originally posted by
xclusivestylesz
back to nick cannon?
Omg that makes sense now
orange
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Member Since: 12/29/2003
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Originally posted by
Buddhaful
Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
It's rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGH!
Why?
Because of all the booty!
Ha!
Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"?
Because he's only got one eye.
Dany_
Member Since: 12/13/2008
Posts: 6,768
Post #11
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xclusivestylesz
back to nick cannon?
LMAO.
Swaggie
Member Since: 11/2/2009
Posts: 19,838
Post #12
Customer:How much does an Eminem cost?
Cashier: 50 Cent
Customer:THAT'S LUDACRIS!!!
xoxokely
Banned
Member Since: 11/3/2005
Posts: 18,439
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xclusivestylesz
back to nick cannon?
eli's_rhythm
Member Since: 2/9/2008
Posts: 32,819
Post #14
I dreamed that I was a muffler. When I woke up I was exhausted.
[Not mine but I liked it
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tcatron565
Member Since: 3/2/2008
Posts: 14,823
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Originally posted by
Music
Customer:How much does an Eminem cost?
Cashier: 50 Cent
Customer:THAT'S LUDACRIS!!!
That's actually pretty clever!
This one my 6th grade teacher taught me...
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c...
MOO!
GaGaFan
Member Since: 2/6/2010
Posts: 27,892
Post #16
Okay so the milk cartons at our school have these lame jokes. One of them was "What do cows listen to?" the Answer was "Moosic!!" But I came up with my own version!! "What do cows in the South like listening to?"
CARRIE UDDERWOOD!! bahahah
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