Taylor Swift. How do I begin to describe Taylor Swift?
Taylor Swift is flawless.
I hear Her legs are insured for $40 million.
I hear She does award-winning commercials... for Apple.
She was in the movie Valentine's Day.
One time She met Aretha Franklin on a stage...
... And she sang "Happy Birthday" for Taylor.
One time She performed with Stevie Nicks... It was awesome.
