I don't have 11 minutes for this, but when I was like 12 I was walking home from school and this old man came off his porch and started talking to me. I was shook but I'm too polite to ever walk away from someone who's talking to me
so I kept talking to him. Then he was like, "Hey, let me see your horn." I wasn't even sure if I was understanding his meaning but I was like
Long story short, I got really scared because he started approaching me so I BOUNCED and literally ran home. Years later we connected on Grindr tho.
at this
Oh ATRL...