Natalie Portman bans son from watching Star Wars prequels
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Not yet, at least! Natalie Portman teased during Jimmy Kimmel Live! that she’d rather not show her 5-year-old son, Aleph, any of her Star Wars films.
“He [hasn’t seen], but he knows about it, of course,” the Oscar winner, 35, told host Kimmel, 48.
“It’s kind of a shame because you know when I made it, I was like, ‘This is going to be the coolest thing, one day when I have kids, I can show them.’ And boys, of course, are obsessed with it and know all about it before they’ve seen it,” she continued. “Then I realized:
I die in the movies.
I feel like it’s kind of a scary thing to show your kid.”
Who would want to see those movies? That's what they use at the CIA to break ISIS members. Showing anyone those boring ass movies back to back is the worst form of torture known to mankind.
"Ani we can't. You're a Jedi. I'm a senator."
"Why can't we be together?"
"You're a Jedi. I'm a senator."
"I wish I could just wish my feelings away. But I can't."
"Ani the world ( ) doesn't work that way. I'm a senator. You're a Jedi."
"I will do anything you ask."
"But you're a Jedi. I'm a senator."
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere."
"Word of a Jedi and a senator would get everywhere too, Ani."
"I'm haunted by the kiss we never should have shared."
"We shouldn't have done that. Not when I'm a senator."
"You're so beautiful."
"It's because I'm so in love."
"No. No, it's because I'm so in love with you."
"So you're saying love has blinded you?"
"...."
"...."
"Hahaha...."
"Haha... hold me like you did on Naboo when it was nothing but us... you a Jedi.... me a senator... nothing but us and our love..."
"I killed them. They're dead. And not just the men. But the WOMEN. And the CHILDREN. They're like ANIMALS. AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS.... I HATE THEM..... IT'S ALL OBI WAN'S FAULT. HE'S JEALOUS!!"
"Ani... a Jedi shouldn't tell a senator these things."
She can have her kids read that, they'll know everything they need to know.
#originaltrilogyonly
That's like naming a child W. 
) doesn't work that way. I'm a senator. You're a Jedi."