I only wear Chanel because I'm a classy Bird, and one day my Boyfriend came home smelling of what appeared to be one of those cheap knock off Britney Spears perfumes (like not a real one, some bootleg market version. I love fantasy) so I immediately knew then that he had cheated on me.
The next morning I followed him as he went to "work" to see if I could catch him in the act with this cheap slag
He told me he starts work at 6 so he normally leaves the flat around 5:30, but I noticed following him that he didn't start work at 6, he just wanted to spend a couple of hours with this poor **** that he's been cheating with
I bardged right into the house I followed him to, and saw him kissing someone
But here's the shock: it was a guy!!!
So I kicked him in the balls and run off. Last he ever saw of me
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My ex boyfriend had doubts about me cheating on him and once got very angry because I got home, he hugged me and he said I smelled like sex. I answered it was just being sweaty from the gym. Little did he know...
