I'm going through it right now

My friend's dad took me and her out to buy food, but I insisted on not wanting to order something and be a burden. He pressures me to buy something at the taqueria but I didn't want to, so he took me to the sushi place next door and eventually I said yeah

I just ordered the 4.95 California roll and woo lord I'm feeling it right now

I woke up 5:36 right now and I'm just going at it with my toilet
What's the worst diarrheic experience you've gone through?