Doctors connect Vagina to Colon in a surgery gone wrong
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A horrified cancer patient woke from surgery to discover her vagina has been mistakenly connected to her colon.
A team of surgeons reportedly operated on Jasminka Velkovska to remove a carcinoma from her colon but it was soon discovered that the surgery had gone badly wrong.
Jasminka told local TV: "While I was recovering, doctors came and asked me if I was passing gas, and I said yes, but it’s coming out of my vagina.
"They told me that it would soon pass and I would be ok, but stuff had started to come out of my vagina and I was feeling scared and it was all very unpleasant."
Staff at the September 8th Hospital took her for an X-ray scan, which showed that her colon and her vagina were indeed tied together - and worse, her carcinoma was still there.
Her lawyers and hospital management then reached an agreement outside of court, whereby she would be handed a sum of £25,700 in compensation for her ordeal.
Jasminka is reportedly unhappy with the hospital’s excuses and said that if they do not pay up soon, she and her family plan to sue the hospital.
I'd sue the hospital for everything they have, surgeons should know what the hell they are doing and they should be qualified, how does a surgeon **** up this bad?
£25,700 is not enough to compensate for what they did to her. 
what kind of South Park episode
