Post embarrassing/awkward situation's you've had with your parents

Oh god

Well, when I was younger (around 3/4) I used to get into bed with my parents some nights but before I would join them, I'd press my ear against the wall to see if they weren't doing it. One night, I didn't hear them so went to join them. I opened the door and all I could see was my Mum's leg raised in the air and my dad going at it I've never seen two people react so quickly in my life, my mum shouted "GET OUT!!" at me and I ran back to my room so fast. I didn't sleep in their bed for like 2 months.

inb4 incest posts

I asked them if "is puta a bad word" when I was like 4

the whole caught fapping circa is sort of my "thing"

My dad walked in on me masturbating one afternoon when I thought I was alone and didn't lock my door. We avoided each other for nearly two months.

One time when I was like 14 I was in bed late at night watching Friends With Benefits and my dad walks in and asks 'Go to bed, what are you watching' and ignorant me who didn't know friends with benefits was a common saying for friends who **** each other I proudly told him I was watching Friends With Benefits and he was like 'um' and got my mother who came and told me off.



I yelped


indeed...

When I was 15, I had this girlfriend called Elena. I was out with her and then I unexpectedly came back to my house with her. I opened my gate and mom was cleaning the floor in bikini and high heels (she has a really nice body, thank goodness). She looked at her and said, in a Romanian accent: "I'm Madalina, Giorgio's housekeeper from Romania. Let me call Giorgio's mom!" So she went to her room, dressed up, put make-up on, came back as nothing had happened and introduced herself with a smile, "Hi, I'm Cristina, Giorgio's mom!"
We were all SHOOK.

yas get iT

anyway not rlly but once per week whenever I need to use the washroom, mum is like "I need to use the washroom" like 20 seconds after I get in. so unfair and it's awkward bc there's like a 3 minute wait after between me wiping and washing and pulling up

mess

what was her reaction? and yours? jesus I can't stop laughing

In second grade, my dumbass embarrassed the hell out of my mom. She came to my class one day to help out my teacher with this Halloween activity she had planned for us. So she entered the room and I noticed her hair looked a lot different than it usually did. I remembered I played hide and seek with my cousins the night before and found her extensions on this chair i hid under that looked exactly like what was on her head. I waited right before she left to scream out "MY MOM'S WEARING A WIG" being the little brat I was my teacher got red and my classmates started busting out laughing

I received a serious ass whooping at home that afternoon

Sitting in the passenger seat when I was seven and hearing my fob Indian dad order Mcdonalds at the drive-thru window with his heavy accent:

"C0ck no ass" instead of "coke no ice" The worker was SHOOK.

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