Gaga has like 20 other reviews that are prising the **** out of her so she shouldn't be bothered by this "funny chat" that is supposed to pass for a review.
I'm sorry, but I don't understand why the critics' opinion is more important than others'? everybody has a different taste, so critics are kind of useless?
The funny thing is this is the pop era of pitchfork
They have never reviewed so many pop albums as right now because artist are actually releasing good pop music
So calling them indie and pretencious right now is delusional
The song is just bad
The song isn't ear candy at all. What makes me confused is why the monsters are attacking others for disliking it, if they themselves have been calling the song different.