Literally the home button of my 6S Plus fell off it's so shattered but I can't afford the 7 right now
Sometimes I drop my phone, and everyone is like "OH NO, IS IT OK???" So I turn it over then put this shocked disbelief on my face, and everyone is devastated for me, but then I'm like

it was already broken... My perfect illusion, honestly truly.
I have 2 iPads though (one with LTE). However, I feel stupid using an iPad in public for some reason. Idk what it is.