I just came back from the barber and

I swear this guy was being a lil flirty w me, constantly saying my name and that he ''would treat me good if I let him do his thing'' (

referring to my hair but yknow)
When he grabs your hair >>
He grabbed like my hair and put my head against his chest and I was just like

take me right here
When
his crotch keeps rubbing against your arms 
At the end he wrote his name down for me, and the guy he was cuttin the hair off afterwards was like ''ah u gay'' and I thought bitch I tf wish
Do you have similar barber experiences?