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Originally posted by EtherealCat
EA and Bethesda, because of the Sims and Elder Scrolls
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Let me tell you story, sis.
EA is like that abusive husband, and The Sims is that poor housewife who cooks, cleans and takes care of her asshole husband. He always cheats on her and she knows it. She's okay with it though. She tries to confront him about it and while trying to do so, she forgives him and tells him that she loves him because she has nobody else, but EA (the husband) yells at her, pulls her hair and punches her in the face. He tells her not that it's non of her business and shut her up. She always cries after each fight.
But The Sims is a beautiful lady. She's youthful and gorgeous. Any man would want to marry her but she holds on tight to that jerk.
She was once in a relationship with this other guy named Maxis. He was so good to her but he was poor and jobless. He couldn't afford her ir their three kids (The Sims 2, 3) but he made her happy. at the time. But EA beat and battered Maxis, stole the love of his life and they had a third child together and they named her The Sims 4.
The Sims 4 is as pretty as her mother and her older sisters 2 and 3, but she gained her father's traits. She's bitchy, moody and many people dislike her. Now, she could get a few parenting tips from her parents, but sadly, only her mother teaches her the right values. Her dad doesn't give a **** about her. He thinks she's a great girl the way she is, but her mother and sisters are very afraid. They want Mrs. The Sims to divorce and remarry someone else who's worthy of her. But we all know that she hold on tight to EA because of him.
Will she ever find someone worthy of becoming her gentleman and prince charming? We don't know.