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Celeb Photos: Joe Jonas shows his elasticity
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He looks a bit like Violet Chacki there
BUT YASSSSSS
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Originally posted by Chris-Lo
Dear Daddy Joe,
Berry your disco stick inside me so hard, that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur. Catapult both my anus and intestines via my mouth so far into the Universe, that even NASA can't locate them after 20 years long intergalactic expedition. Make me moan and scream so hard my eyeballs inplode, choke me, kick me in the gut and then use my body as floor wiper Easyflix and clean the whole house.
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Couldn't read past this
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chris-Lo
Dear Daddy Joe,
Berry your disco stick inside me so hard, that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur. Catapult both my anus and intestines via my mouth so far into the Universe, that even NASA can't locate them after 20 years long intergalactic expedition. Make me moan and scream so hard my eyeballs inplode, choke me, kick me in the gut and then use my body as floor wiper Easyflix and clean the whole house.
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I'm crying
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Y'all running here staring at the picture
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chris-Lo
Dear Daddy Joe,
Berry your disco stick inside me so hard, that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur. Catapult both my anus and intestines via my mouth so far into the Universe, that even NASA can't locate them after 20 years long intergalactic expedition. Make me moan and scream so hard my eyeballs inplode, choke me, kick me in the gut and then use my body as floor wiper Easyflix and clean the whole house.
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he ain't even that cute
Girl calm down
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chris-Lo
Dear Daddy Joe,
Berry your disco stick inside me so hard, that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur. Catapult both my anus and intestines via my mouth so far into the Universe, that even NASA can't locate them after 20 years long intergalactic expedition. Make me moan and scream so hard my eyeballs inplode, choke me, kick me in the gut and then use my body as floor wiper Easyflix and clean the whole house.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chris-Lo
Dear Daddy Joe,
Bury your disco stick inside me so hard, that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur. Catapult both my anus and intestines via my mouth so far into the Universe, that even NASA can't locate them after 20 years long intergalactic expedition. Make me moan and scream so hard my eyeballs inplode, choke me, kick me in the gut and then use my body as floor wiper Easyflix and clean the whole house.
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I AM DEAD  
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Originally posted by Clueless
Couldn't read past this
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chris-Lo
Dear Daddy Joe,
Berry your disco stick inside me so hard, that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur. Catapult both my anus and intestines via my mouth so far into the Universe, that even NASA can't locate them after 20 years long intergalactic expedition. Make me moan and scream so hard my eyeballs inplode, choke me, kick me in the gut and then use my body as floor wiper Easyflix and clean the whole house.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chris-Lo
Dear Daddy Joe,
Bury your disco stick inside me so hard, that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur. Catapult both my anus and intestines via my mouth so far into the Universe, that even NASA can't locate them after 20 years long intergalactic expedition. Make me moan and scream so hard my eyeballs inplode, choke me, kick me in the gut and then use my body as floor wiper Easyflix and clean the whole house.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chris-Lo
Dear Daddy Joe,
Bury your disco stick inside me so hard, that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur. Catapult both my anus and intestines via my mouth so far into the Universe, that even NASA can't locate them after 20 years long intergalactic expedition. Make me moan and scream so hard my eyeballs inplode, choke me, kick me in the gut and then use my body as floor wiper Easyflix and clean the whole house.
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Inspirational
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Originally posted by Clueless
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Autocorrect. THank you tho.
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