The Salvation Army have truly lost it.

They're mad at Bey for giving a good performance at the VMAs. Was she supposed to do a bad job to make the world's first crackhead Stepford Wife look good? They always play the victim. It's never HER fault. It's her team, or MTV, or her producer, or, now most recently, Beyoncé's fault!

Complaining about how she was sabotaged while they run around Target sabotaging Barbra

At least the "no promo"/"her team sucks" excuse is OVER!

- BBMA performance + bought award for brand promo
- Numerous interviews on E! and Extra (Surprised they did anything for someone who isn't a Kardashian)
- Private Show promo which included album promo
- Numerous magazine covers (Featuring her freshly rendered body, obvi)
- Jimmy Kimmel "viral" skit
- Carpool karaoke
- Ryan Seacrest KIIS interview
- Z100 interview
- TODAY Show performance
- iHeart Radio performance
- iHeart Radio Twitter interview
- Kim ****ing K of all people does her promo on Twitter & Instagram
- Trending topic with her emoji next to it
- Apple Music promo
- Make Me discounted
- Make Me discounted again
- VMA version of Make Me sent to radio
- Months of banners on iTunes
- Ads all over YouTube and Spotify
- Ellen Show

And before any of them try it saying "You must be so dedicated to track all her promo!", no. You guys just don't give anyone a chance to breathe before you tell us to buy something, watch something, or go see her do this, that, here, there, and everywhere.

Too bad she's DEAD.