This season is already beginning to feel like it was just a weird fever dream. Not good, what with its grand finale being just seven days ago and all.

That's what happens when trash wins.
Did Aphrodite O'Day bother to speak with any British media outlets at all? It feels like she hauled ass back to the US as fast as she possibly could.

Queen.
What's going on with the couples?

Please tell me both Chloe and Marnie have smartened up since the series.
Now, one final

— this one goes out to Boar's supposed career!