Allen>>>>>>>Windy

Ellen as she gets to see so many more famous people + is far more globally recognised.

In saying that it'd be a kii for 5 minutes to be Wendy and throw some shade at some artists.

Ellen actually has to work, so Wendy.

Lmao. So was MLK Jr. :eyeroll:

Wendy.
Why would I choose to be someone/ take the place of a COMEDIAN who isn't funny. What a terrible job.
Wendy serves half truths/lies/mess often, but she's still 1000x better

Wendy

Wendy, 'cause she's a naturally hilarious queen.

well Ellen's not super annoying and low-brow so there's that

she also gets to interview super famous people

Wendy cause I'd have more personality And I'd hate giving people like 'Damn Daniel with the Vans' and Alex from Target money for absolutely no reason

Ellen probably gets payed more so her.

I'd like to have Ellen's job, but then again I would love to be Wendy as she is so shady and funny.

I don't really enjoy sitting there doing nothing but insulting people, so I'd go with Ellen.

Wendy because she's the queen

Wendy, she gets to be blunt and honest with even her audience members. Ellen has to pretend to be thrilled with all of her guests, her enthusiasm is exhausting and annoying to watch. But if im getting paid like that I guess i would be fake with everyone too

Wendy is a LEGEND, I don't know the other try-hard.

Wendy's show is just gossiping for an hour and that's right up my alley

can people stop saying ellen is a racist

both are amazing but i'd probably wanna work for queen ellen