Beyoncé counting the number of years it takes to comb Blue Ivy's hair

The number of plastic surgeries Beyst will force Blue Ivy to get in the future.

Eminem counting his pop singles

The number of times Beyst was beaten in a cage by Matthew because she couldn't memorize the dance moves he was trying to teach her as a child.

Wait, Nikes is so good

The number of times Beyst took a bleach bath

The number of times Rihanna cried after rejecting Lean On

Germany is suffering for their blasphemy against Godga now with this refugee crisis

Woooo wig OFF I wish she made a full version of this

The number of times Beyst cried herself to sleep because of the fact she wasn't born a white woman.

Beyonce attempting to count (on her own) Jay z's mistresses/misters (how you doin?)

GODga counting her awards

The number of times the hive cried seeing solo smash needed me in the top 10 on hot 100 after claiming she ONLY gets hits because of features



The number of times Beyonce yelled at Jay z as rihanna continued to block her from the #1 spot on urban radio (Formation/Sorry etc.)

so i live in this apartment where there's a lot of doves and nests on the roofs and this people are cleaning the roofs and throwing the baby doves and their nests in a plastic bag. my sister confronted one of them and they said the owner of the apartment told them to do it. i'm in shock right now. people have no respect for animals

i hope all of the men on the roofs fall off and break their necks and the owner of the apartment rots in hell. ****ing disgusting human beings

The number of times Rihanna begged Calvin for a hit after releasing several local flops

The amount of people who actually bought Needed Me

Me calculating the girls that somehow were forced on ATRL vacation after going against a legend.


Me calculating the girls sent on permanent ATRL vacation after going against a legend.


When you go against a child of Godney you have trouble on your hands