James Franco interviews himself; jokes of incest w/ Dave
During a movie column he does for IndieWire:
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James + Semaj is a column where James Franco talks to his reverse self, Semaj, about new films. Rather than a conventional review, it is place where James and Semaj can muse about ideas that the films provoke.
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Mirror: You know you’re just talking to yourself in the mirror, right?
James: Yes, I thought that was clear. Semaj refuses to talk to me, so I’m talking to you, the James in the Mirror. I talk to you all the time, anyway.
Mirror: No you don’t, you just admire me and try to make out with me.
James: That was just for show! The New York Times asked me to do it!
Mirror: So you’re only Gay James when it’s for show?
James: No, I’m only Incestuous James when it’s for show.
Mirror: Incestuous James? Like with Dave?
James: What? No! With myself, you, dumbass. Although I did just play Tommy Weiseau from “The Room” opposite my brother as Greg Sestero, and I think that Tommy was in love with Greg.
Mirror: Okay, got it: Incestuous James for show, Gay James in private.
James: It’s not gay if you’re making out with yourself. Anyway… this is about Werner Herzog, and his new documentary about the history and future of the Internet.
I don't see what you gays are getting bent out of shape for. He is spilling nothing but truth tea 