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Discussion: Halsey got a #1 before Ariana, Selena & Nicki. Surprised?
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Originally posted by Marla Singer
I'm surprised to learn that Selena doesn't have a #1 yet. Given how completely talentless and useless she is and how dull and forgettable her music is (apart from that song that sounds like a Rihanna leftover), I've been trying to to figure out why on earth she seems to be so popular on here. What is it about her that makes her so stanworthy? It certainly isn't talent. Looks? Maybe, but she's more average/plain and it's not like gays care that much about female beauty. Her acting? She was decent for a Disney actress but nothing special overall, so it can't be that. Personality? She was in a relationship with Justin Bieber, so she is likely as vacuous and unlikable as he is.
So I figured it must be because of success - but now I'm reading she doesn't even have a #1? At least other bases who "stan for success" have some kind of standards and requirements that have to be met, be it #1 hits or awards/acclaim. But Selena really has nothing! Nada! No wonder Halsey was able to get a #1 first.
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I like Selena but I can't stop laughing at this post.
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Now let's compare networths. And let me know when this sells 9 Million copies.

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Quote:
Originally posted by Marla Singer
I'm surprised to learn that Selena doesn't have a #1 yet. Given how completely talentless and useless she is and how dull and forgettable her music is (apart from that song that sounds like a Rihanna leftover), I've been trying to to figure out why on earth she seems to be so popular on here. What is it about her that makes her so stanworthy? It certainly isn't talent. Looks? Maybe, but she's more average/plain and it's not like gays care that much about female beauty. Her acting? She was decent for a Disney actress but nothing special overall, so it can't be that. Personality? She was in a relationship with Justin Bieber, so she is likely as vacuous and unlikable as he is.
So I figured it must be because of success - but now I'm reading she doesn't even have a #1? At least other bases who "stan for success" have some kind of standards and requirements that have to be met, be it #1 hits or awards/acclaim. But Selena really has nothing! Nada! No wonder Halsey was able to get a #1 first.
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OH MY GOD, you went in! 
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marla Singer
I'm surprised to learn that Selena doesn't have a #1 yet. Given how completely talentless and useless she is and how dull and forgettable her music is (apart from that song that sounds like a Rihanna leftover), I've been trying to to figure out why on earth she seems to be so popular on here. What is it about her that makes her so stanworthy? It certainly isn't talent. Looks? Maybe, but she's more average/plain and it's not like gays care that much about female beauty. Her acting? She was decent for a Disney actress but nothing special overall, so it can't be that. Personality? She was in a relationship with Justin Bieber, so she is likely as vacuous and unlikable as he is.
So I figured it must be because of success - but now I'm reading she doesn't even have a #1? At least other bases who "stan for success" have some kind of standards and requirements that have to be met, be it #1 hits or awards/acclaim. But Selena really has nothing! Nada! No wonder Halsey was able to get a #1 first.
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BEAUTIFUL
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Nicki & Ariana have been so close before (#2), but Selena hasn't ever touched the top 3 and Demi has never got close to the top 5 
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Originally posted by Axel
Halsey also got a puddle of shredded baby parts after tearing through her coochie with a coat hanger before them. Surprised?
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Not before Nicki
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Originally posted by Kamren
Halsey beat Nicki, Ariana, Selena, Demi, and Tinashe to that #1. 
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Dont bring Nashe into it 
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marla Singer
I'm surprised to learn that Selena doesn't have a #1 yet. Given how completely talentless and useless she is and how dull and forgettable her music is (apart from that song that sounds like a Rihanna leftover), I've been trying to to figure out why on earth she seems to be so popular on here. What is it about her that makes her so stanworthy? It certainly isn't talent. Looks? Maybe, but she's more average/plain and it's not like gays care that much about female beauty. Her acting? She was decent for a Disney actress but nothing special overall, so it can't be that. Personality? She was in a relationship with Justin Bieber, so she is likely as vacuous and unlikable as he is.
So I figured it must be because of success - but now I'm reading she doesn't even have a #1? At least other bases who "stan for success" have some kind of standards and requirements that have to be met, be it #1 hits or awards/acclaim. But Selena really has nothing! Nada! No wonder Halsey was able to get a #1 first.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marla Singer
I'm surprised to learn that Selena doesn't have a #1 yet. Given how completely talentless and useless she is and how dull and forgettable her music is (apart from that song that sounds like a Rihanna leftover), I've been trying to to figure out why on earth she seems to be so popular on here. What is it about her that makes her so stanworthy? It certainly isn't talent. Looks? Maybe, but she's more average/plain and it's not like gays care that much about female beauty. Her acting? She was decent for a Disney actress but nothing special overall, so it can't be that. Personality? She was in a relationship with Justin Bieber, so she is likely as vacuous and unlikable as he is.
So I figured it must be because of success - but now I'm reading she doesn't even have a #1? At least other bases who "stan for success" have some kind of standards and requirements that have to be met, be it #1 hits or awards/acclaim. But Selena really has nothing! Nada! No wonder Halsey was able to get a #1 first.
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Selena, no...
I'm bitter about Ari tho!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marla Singer
I'm surprised to learn that Selena doesn't have a #1 yet. Given how completely talentless and useless she is and how dull and forgettable her music is (apart from that song that sounds like a Rihanna leftover), I've been trying to to figure out why on earth she seems to be so popular on here. What is it about her that makes her so stanworthy? It certainly isn't talent. Looks? Maybe, but she's more average/plain and it's not like gays care that much about female beauty. Her acting? She was decent for a Disney actress but nothing special overall, so it can't be that. Personality? She was in a relationship with Justin Bieber, so she is likely as vacuous and unlikable as he is.
So I figured it must be because of success - but now I'm reading she doesn't even have a #1? At least other bases who "stan for success" have some kind of standards and requirements that have to be met, be it #1 hits or awards/acclaim. But Selena really has nothing! Nada! No wonder Halsey was able to get a #1 first.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marla Singer
I'm surprised to learn that Selena doesn't have a #1 yet. Given how completely talentless and useless she is and how dull and forgettable her music is (apart from that song that sounds like a Rihanna leftover), I've been trying to to figure out why on earth she seems to be so popular on here. What is it about her that makes her so stanworthy? It certainly isn't talent. Looks? Maybe, but she's more average/plain and it's not like gays care that much about female beauty. Her acting? She was decent for a Disney actress but nothing special overall, so it can't be that. Personality? She was in a relationship with Justin Bieber, so she is likely as vacuous and unlikable as he is.
So I figured it must be because of success - but now I'm reading she doesn't even have a #1? At least other bases who "stan for success" have some kind of standards and requirements that have to be met, be it #1 hits or awards/acclaim. But Selena really has nothing! Nada! No wonder Halsey was able to get a #1 first.
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It's surprising but more proof that having a #1 doesn't really matter. It's the success overall that matters.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marla Singer
I'm surprised to learn that Selena doesn't have a #1 yet. Given how completely talentless and useless she is and how dull and forgettable her music is (apart from that song that sounds like a Rihanna leftover), I've been trying to to figure out why on earth she seems to be so popular on here. What is it about her that makes her so stanworthy? It certainly isn't talent. Looks? Maybe, but she's more average/plain and it's not like gays care that much about female beauty. Her acting? She was decent for a Disney actress but nothing special overall, so it can't be that. Personality? She was in a relationship with Justin Bieber, so she is likely as vacuous and unlikable as he is.
So I figured it must be because of success - but now I'm reading she doesn't even have a #1? At least other bases who "stan for success" have some kind of standards and requirements that have to be met, be it #1 hits or awards/acclaim. But Selena really has nothing! Nada! No wonder Halsey was able to get a #1 first.
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Omg

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It is funny that she got a #1 before Nicki because she is huge you know. However Ariana and Selena have always been the disney and nickelodeon girls...
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Let me start stanning the new Queen of Pop 
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marla Singer
I'm surprised to learn that Selena doesn't have a #1 yet. Given how completely talentless and useless she is and how dull and forgettable her music is (apart from that song that sounds like a Rihanna leftover), I've been trying to to figure out why on earth she seems to be so popular on here. What is it about her that makes her so stanworthy? It certainly isn't talent. Looks? Maybe, but she's more average/plain and it's not like gays care that much about female beauty. Her acting? She was decent for a Disney actress but nothing special overall, so it can't be that. Personality? She was in a relationship with Justin Bieber, so she is likely as vacuous and unlikable as he is.
So I figured it must be because of success - but now I'm reading she doesn't even have a #1? At least other bases who "stan for success" have some kind of standards and requirements that have to be met, be it #1 hits or awards/acclaim. But Selena really has nothing! Nada! No wonder Halsey was able to get a #1 first.
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NOOOOOOO

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This thread. 
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