What would your spectacle be if you were put in charge of hosting an Opening Ceremony with an unlimited budget?

Goddess Swift concert.

With guest stars including Britney, Kelly, and Her friends.

Rihanna is gonna open with We Found Love with the sickest dance breakdown ever with huge fireworks in the back.
Then I want some hunties start vogueing to Madonna songs while doing death drops and stuff.

We continue with gymnastics some muscular men doing crazy tumbles.

Then I'm gonna do a speech and publicly call out Putin for his anti gay policies.

To lighten the mood we're gonna invite Anastacia (Musical goddess of Europe which yall muricans let flop) and perform a belt anthem about peace and happiness.

Then we're gonna finish with some drag queens dancing to Rihanna's This Is What You Came For (while we zoom in on some hot sports(wo)men.

And END

- AMSTERDAM OLYMPIC GAMES 2024 -

Well I guess it would be a New Zealand themed Olympics and I'd miraculously get a stadium twice as big as our biggest stadium and then have giant digital / holographic graphics telling the stories of famous Maori legends and then obviously have QUEEN of New Zealand Lorde perform her smash new single.

I would host it in LA and I would have it be about the revolution of our youth. I'd have Lorde, Kanye, Sufjan Stevens, and Bon Iver perform. I'd show the violence that goes on around the world and on the floor in the stadium would be a recreation of earth with young people standing on each continent of every race. At the end they would outline the mini earth and join hands together. Lorde would perform A World Alone to convey sadness during the video sequences of violence and murder around the world, Kanye would perform Power after to empower, Sufjan would perform Age of Adz the song, and Bon Iver would perform 22 (Over Soon). At the very end they would all perform Smells Like Teen Spirit with Foo Fighters. Along with showing violence and murder on the screen it would also expose our current political system and there would be mocks of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and during A World Alone, the youth on the different continents look sad and Donald Trump and Hill join hands together like they reigned victory over us but it would transition into Power and after defeating them after 22, they would fall and disappear into darkness while the youth join hands

Hopefully Calgary pulls through and goes for them 2026 games.

Chances are all the musical selection would be country as that's what is popular here. Lot's of western themes, and Canadian culture. Maybe have each province represented in some way.

Of course hockey would be featured.

The Calgary Tower would light up just as the Olympic Cauldron is lit. Lot's of loud fireworks.

Even though Nickelback is from Alberta, they won't be invited.

Let me go watch the Calgary 88 opening ceremonies to get some ideas.