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Starbucks is shook: 'Fellatio Cafe' Plans London Expansion
‘Fellatio Cafe’ To Offer Coffee And Oral Sex In Planned New London Establishment.
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An entrepreneur is planning to set up a ‘fellatio cafe’ which will do exactly what you’re thinking it will do.
Customers can sip a flat white and, after scanning a catalogue of potential escorts on an iPad, choose one to perform oral sex on them.
The man (obviously) behind the idea, Bradley Charvet, is already set to open a similar venture in Geneva in December.
“We’re not going to serve any alcohol, just coffee, and then we will also serve some pastries, sandwiches etc.
“£50 is the base, then if the fellatio is long, over 15 min, extras are going to be added: £10 per 15min.
The London branch’s launch date has yet to be agreed as there are clearly a few legal issues to contend with first.
While prostitution is actually legal in the UK, pimping or running a brothel are not.
Charvet told the Evening Standard: “We are happy this will be a legal business in the UK, which is nice because it will be organised and controlled.
nathanspears
Member Since: 5/27/2016
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That sounds nasty.
Daydream
Member Since: 8/31/2013
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Inquisition
Member Since: 8/7/2015
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Yay, ATRL hunties can finally get a job!
Syňth
Member Since: 8/19/2013
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I would work there.
As a barista ofc!
Maleficent
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Hot.
Lights and Waves
Member Since: 1/1/2014
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This is a mess. Coffee makes you poop. No one will be able to enjoy their BJ if they're holding in a turd!
Yves
Member Since: 5/27/2016
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I will visit London in the near future.
Raster
Member Since: 5/27/2016
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Post #9
I was going to the UK this winter anyway. Might make a small detour and visit if my schedule allows it
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