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Originally posted by ceremonials
France HATED Marie though. She was a clueless bitch who slept around and lived in a giant palace while the people of France couldn't even afford bread.
unless I'm thinking of someone else, this isn't a compliment
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So clueless that she tried to do PR by living like the poor folks and did some "farming" in an expensive palace. She couldn't stand the smell of sheep and perfumed these animals.
Back in those days royalty in France is like reality TV. The public followed the news on the national potency closely, if the king is ****ing great, having fantastic sex,... the country is potent, health. If the national virility is bad, the country is impotent. It's clearly visible in the paintings that the French love much more nudity than the other countries.
Especially since Le Roi Soleil who pulled all the nobles into his palace and ensured that they didn't have time to plan revolts by making them stan hard for him and fight for the right to hand the towel to him in the morning. Even better than taking selfies all day long is having the whole country watching how you make the royal poop in the potty and having blind stans praising the poop.