Well, this talentless asshole knows what it's like to come in second or third in his time slot, so perhaps he's speaking from experience.
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Coming 2nd or 3rd is like hoping you were going to end up in bed with Cindy Crawford and ending up with Madonna.
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And using his disgusting sexism to do it! Yay, Piers! Your trash column is as embarrassing as the fact that your biggest accomplishment is winning "The Celebrity Apprentice."