Lmao

See, I want to believe in a big ass boat saving all the animals. Bless Noah. But the way its told doesn't make sense at all. Unless he left some animals behind and traveled great distances to find the ones he did.

Geographically, the story makes no sense. But there's something about the tale that has some merit to it.

Only the part where they used gagas nose as the vessel

How so? Muslims are deemed terrorists for doing the same thing early Christians did. Truth of the matter is that most WW religion was forced upon a lot of people. The Crusades, the destruction of the Holy Roman Empire, the destruction of Native American tribes in North and South America. Convert or die.

Early Christians were persecuted and martyred in Rome. You're talking about Medieval Christians.

Imperialism is part of the inherent background of all of humanity. The history of the world is replete with violent conquests, invasions, expansion and expulsion or even genocide of the natives that first settled in a given area. It is common among virtually all nations and societies in the past. Muslim imperialism predates the global imperialism of Christian Europe.

Yep, yep. Unless you believe every single narrative in the Bible.

What do you mean? It's not biblically related at all. It's history.

Muslim imperialism happened as early as the first century of Islam which was in 7th century AD.

Western colonialism/imperialism did not begin until the late 15th century.

That's what I'm saying. Many Christians believe the start of human history began wihen Adam and Eve was created. I'm not arguing against what you're saying, just agreeing. Someone already stated Christians were the first terrorists.

Maybe God was busy so he just created at least one cell, or maybe multiple.

Anyway, I think the flood is true, but not how the bible says. Every early civilization has a similar story about a major flood that wiped out the original civilizations. There was likely a period of mass flooding that was talked about for years until it morphed into the whole world being flooded and a select few being chosen to restart the world.

The prophets were also likely real, even Jesus. The bible obviously exaggerates their actions. Jesus' mother likely claimed to be impregnated by God because premarital sex was illegal then.