One time I met this guy at a friend's party. He was flawlessT. About 6 ft, buff, str8-passing white jock but not blindingly white, chest hair sticking ever so slightly out of his v-neck. When I tell you my buss was READY... So of course I chatted him up for the night and went back to his. But girls, when it finally came down to the wire and I got his pants off I could barely find the D. It was tragic, it might as well have been literally microscopic (google micro-penis and then resize img by like 50% more). I was devastated.
Of course I still did it because he was cute, but my heart just wasn't in it tbh. Lesson learned and to this day I don't **** with muscle heads unless I can see the package from the outside.