How people manage to stay nice in situations like these, i will never understand. I would book time off work to drag each and every person for being so stupid.
The worst part is that they're probably 22 year old girls who probably haven't had their first kiss and still watch Disney Channel and Nick Jr. all day wearing a homemade "I <3 Larry T-Shirt" that hasn't been washed in 3 years because they're afraid the ink would smear. Move on.