I wish my dog would stop staring at me when I'm eating something. Like, he's become a bit fat with all the food I've given him, and it just makes me uncomfortable
And sometimes it's selective. I'll give him a piece of a pizza crust/ a small chicken piece, he gobbles them up like no tomorrow. If it's like, sandwich crust, he'll just sit by and wait for ants to come and gather it
Also, when I've just given him a bath, he KNOWS it's going to piss me off if he jumps in mud/rolls in grass. Does it anyway.