This hoe on eBay is trying to steal this iPhone from me

unreal because it doesn't exist?

Am I reading a forum post from like 15 years ago

Goodnite sistrens

To the sky.....I rise............Spread my wingsz......And fly.

I leave the past behind....N say goodbye 2 the scared child inside....

I sing for freedum....and 4 luv.

I look at my reflection. EMbrace the wooman I've become.

The beautiful floptus in me....I now, set free, set free, set free,
set

I just left the spider alone, it ain't hurting nobody. But if it hurts me i'm going to put it in a jar filled with my flatulence where it can suffocate to death.

i need to take a 2 day nap

fight em

30-Day Summary
Total bids: 69
Items bid on: 13
Bid activity (%) with this seller: 21% Help
Bid retractions: 7
Bid retractions (6 months): 7

I think this may be a fake account getting me to bid more for this thing. Not falling for it tho!

My parents are useless

same tbh

i feel like i wont be able to go to college this year
my parents are literally using all my money for the rest of the year basically so i ltierally wont have any money to myself till next year

it feels.. different having a more.. cleaned up sig in a way (all my faves still there it just looks more, organized to me tbh)
Nthan's Nicely is a gift from heaven i swear

They just bid an amount that I refuse to pay

Watching Buffy for the first time

link??

This toasted coconut bread is so good, whew

Ohhh there are lots of iPhones you can just buy off eBay

I hate bidding. It's exciting though.