"She needs a storyline so she keeps—this happened in 2012, it's 2014 now and she's still trying to use it because she has nothing else going on. While she's sitting around, running around talking about my husband and the father of my children, she spends her weekends pedaling through sperm banks looking through catalogs to try to find a donor. Honey, you don't know if your baby daddy will be an axe murderer or child molester because what you will know is he needed $10 to get him a medium-sized pizza so he ejaculated in a cup so you could have a kid. Now check that."
"She needs a storyline so she keeps—this happened in 2012, it's 2014 now and she's still trying to use it because she has nothing else going on. While she's sitting around, running around talking about my husband and the father of my children, she spends her weekends pedaling through sperm banks looking through catalogs to try to find a donor. Honey, you don't know if your baby daddy will be an axe murderer or child molester because what you will know is he needed $10 to get him a medium-sized pizza so he ejaculated in a cup so you could have a kid. Now check that."
Not really a "drag" but Sophia could've really gone off @ her cheating douche of an ex-husband but she was so classy (and sassy) about it, I love her so much
"She needs a storyline so she keeps—this happened in 2012, it's 2014 now and she's still trying to use it because she has nothing else going on. While she's sitting around, running around talking about my husband and the father of my children, she spends her weekends pedaling through sperm banks looking through catalogs to try to find a donor. Honey, you don't know if your baby daddy will be an axe murderer or child molester because what you will know is he needed $10 to get him a medium-sized pizza so he ejaculated in a cup so you could have a kid. Now check that."