Maria was gushing and throwing up blood, and so her mother called 911. Her mother didn't know what was wrong with her. 5,600 miles away, Jake was admitted at Saint Jude hospital, having similar symptoms as Maria, including being paralyzed 5 hours before his father found him. Doctors didn't know what is wrong with them, but they did keep a very close eye to them. They did MRI's, blood tests, x-rays, everything! But nothing wrong or mysterious came up in the results.
As the case of Maria and Jake was deteriorating, doctors became desperate. Since they had a hard time recognizing the disease, doctors couldn't prescribe any treatment to Jake and Maria. As such, the two young adults were on the
edge of glory verge of losing their lives. Doctors had already told their respective parents of death at any time possible, and encouraged them to say their last goodbyes.
But then something magical happened! Out of the blue, Ryan Seacrest just announced on KIIS FM that Lady Gaga will be coming up shortly to talk about her new album, LG5! As she readied herself, Maria and Jake already looked better than ever. Doctors were astonished to see the sudden change in their health. And the rest... was history. JUST ****ING KIDDING.
Bitch it's ****ing Summer and I need you to ****ing release your single already JESUS ****ING CHRIST.
I have uni next month and I am NOT allowing you to distract me from my studies.
