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This Is Acting

One upon a time there was a pink kitten.

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Dark Horse

And her name was kitty purry :3

fireaero

She was born into Christianity under the Westboro Baptist Church.

EDIT - I typed the wrong gender oops

Hall Of Flames

She desperately wanted to break free from the church because she felt unfree.

This Is Acting

so she set the church on fire

Kim Kardashian

And all that remained after the church burnt down was an indestructible copy of the hit RIAA 2x Platinum audio bible, The Pinkprint by Nicki Minaj.

fireaero

so she went off, with her newfound freedom, on an adventure to discover her true self.

Remmy

She walked up to a stranger and said, "Hey, have you bought Ryn Weaver's 'The Fool' on iTunes yet? You look like the type of kitty that'd enjoy it"

Kim Kardashian

The stranger replied, 'No! I only listen to religious music such as Nicki Minaj's critically acclaimed RIAA 3x platinum debut album, 'Pink Friday''.

fireaero

Kitty Purry stared back as the stranger took out his phone and began playing the critically acclaimed smash Fly (ft. Rihanna). She felt a strange movement from her backside. Before she knew it, she was twerking.

Kim Kardashian

She finally realised she had found her true self, a fan of the critic's darling, multi-platinum, ultra successful Queen of Rap, Nicki Minaj; she was...a Barb.