Squidward is definitely a closet homo. He pretends to be so masc and anti-spongebob (gay) to the point where he's insecure. Plus, he's such a homo when it comes to artsy stuff and tries to pretend he ain't into Squillium when you know he would pay 1k to suck his nose.
Spongebob is a bottom. See how loose his hole(s) are? He's literally a walking ATRLer.
Patrick is bicurious. He's honestly dumb as most straights but he wouldn't mind having Spongebob ride his dique. If he were a gay, he wouldn't be living under a rock, probably a coconut shell or some femme fruit like Spongequeer.
Sandy is a butch ass lesbian tbh. She's into science, could beat up any man and her lesbian underwater suit doesn't do her any favors. If she were straight, she would have ****ed that lobster by now but I'm pretty sure she's waiting for Mrs. Puff or that Whale to come into her dome, literally.
Spongebob has no reproducing parts and considering he falled in love with a burger I would say he's one of those people with weird sexual orientations from tumblr.
Squidward is definitely a closet homo. He pretends to be so masc and anti-spongebob (gay) to the point where he's insecure. Plus, he's such a homo when it comes to artsy stuff and tries to pretend he ain't into Squillium when you know he would pay 1k to suck his nose.
Spongebob is a bottom. See how loose his hole(s) are? He's literally a walking ATRLer.
Patrick is bicurious. He's honestly dumb as most straights but he wouldn't mind having Spongebob ride his dique. If he were a gay, he wouldn't be living under a rock, probably a coconut shell or some femme fruit like Spongequeer.
Sandy is a butch ass lesbian tbh. She's into science, could beat up any man and her lesbian underwater suit doesn't do her any favors. If she were straight, she would have ****ed that lobster by now but I'm pretty sure she's waiting for Mrs. Puff or that Whale to come into her dome, literally.
Squidward is definitely a closet homo. He pretends to be so masc and anti-spongebob (gay) to the point where he's insecure. Plus, he's such a homo when it comes to artsy stuff and tries to pretend he ain't into Squillium when you know he would pay 1k to suck his nose.
Spongebob is a bottom. See how loose his hole(s) are? He's literally a walking ATRLer.
Patrick is bicurious. He's honestly dumb as most straights but he wouldn't mind having Spongebob ride his dique. If he were a gay, he wouldn't be living under a rock, probably a coconut shell or some femme fruit like Spongequeer.
Sandy is a butch ass lesbian tbh. She's into science, could beat up any man and her lesbian underwater suit doesn't do her any favors. If she were straight, she would have ****ed that lobster by now but I'm pretty sure she's waiting for Mrs. Puff or that Whale to come into her dome, literally.
