Discussion: Theory: Spongebob is Gay, and tricked Patrick into marrying

Rose Mulet

Basically, my theory was that Spongebob tricked Patrick into marrying him, but Patrick was too stupid to notice. Call me crazy, but everything seems to line up about it, and after reading this whole theory, you might just agree.

Putting a warning and spoilers because this might trigger some gay people as I get further into this theory.

If you think about it, SpongeBob seems very gay, some may just say he's childish, but he is an adult since he lives alone and even has a job. Notice how both him and Patrick are adults without wifes, and never develop any interest in Female characters like say Sandy or Pearl. The only reason Squidward isn't married is because SpongeBob has a huge crush on him, stalks him, and does everything he can to prevent him from being with anyone else, and prevents him from being happy since Sqidward doesn't want to be with him, because Swidwars is a straight conservative man very against homosexuality, which I'll get to later.

Spongebob and Patrick live in separate houses because Bikini Bottom doesn't accept homosexuality so it has to be a secret. If you look closely, SpongeBob treats Patrick more then just a friend, and knowing Patrick, he's stupid enough to fall for anything. So how are they married if Bikini Bottom doesn't accept homosexuality? Remember the episode with Patrica? The "get out of town" trick was all a plot by SpongeBob to get Patrick to dress up as a girl so the city would see them as straight and let them marry. Now Krab's also knows SpongeBob is Gay after seeing how he acts twoards Squidward, he's conservative and very against it, but only keeps him here because he gives Krabs a lot of money. And we know how greedy he is.

SoongeBob only wanted Patrick, because he was the only one stupid enough to fall for his plans, and he was getting desperate for a husband, Spongebob also keeps his husband hidden under a rock near his house, so no one finds him and discovers his secret, and in public, the two just act as pretty close friends, although at home SpongeBob tricks Patrick into acting gay because like I said he's stupid enough to fall for it. If Patrick ever gets suspious or acts straight person, SpongeBob sometimes just dresses up as a girl.

Now after a while SpongeBob got sick of acting stupid for Patrick, and has developed a huge crush on Squidward, constantly stalking him, even going to the point of hurting him so they can be together, there's even an episode where he brings him to his boat school, and makes Sqidward follow his daily life where he can't escape, where Sqidward just wants to be at peace. SpongeBob is in love with Sqidward.

Nickoleloden created SpongeBob as anti-gay propaganda, as SpongeBob is clearly evil in the series if you watch the current episodes. The goal is to get you against SpongeBob, who's supposed to represent gay people. The only reason it's still running despite growing negative reviews from critics and fans is because homosexuality is becoming more accepted now and Nickelodeon feels like they have an important message to give to the next generation, they want to bring things back to the way they were in the 90's, when homosexuality wasn't accepted. Squidward is the innocent straight conservative trying to live a peaceful live, SpongeBob is the flamboyant gay ruining the lives of innocent straight people with his sins, Patrick is a straight boy tricked into homosexuality by the sinner, and Krabs accepts the sinner for his own greed.

Did I blow your mind?

Now of course, I'm liberal, and I completely support the LGBT community, and I'm very accepting, I'm just saying it the way Nickelodeon thinks of it if my theory is true.

This is something to think about...this could very well be true. If I got anything wrong, let me know. And remember that this isn't for sure, just a theory I thought of and I'm sharing it here because most of you are gay.

Blue Jeans

He always seemed gay to me tho

Avariko

A Gay icon

Nait Phoenix

But, Spongebob and Patrick have no genitalia… so, technically they aren't gender-specific… or genderqueer…

MattyTacos

Squidward is clearly gay tho, wyd

Rose Mulet

This theory is a lot more then Spongebob just being gay, everyone knows that already.

Is anyone going to actually read it?

TheCheetahwings

Squidward is gay af sis

Superbitch

Bellerophon

I read it and

Please go to sleep.

MusicLoverDude

But didn't Spongebob briefly have an interest in Sandy in the Ripped Pants episode and the Tee in the Treedome episode?

And on top of that, the Rock-A-Bye-Byevalve episode showcased Spongebob as a housewife and Patrick as the dad that goes to work.

Buddy

waiT... it's all coming together now...

britkneepopboi

this is a mess, If anything Squidward is gay af too.

h.u.r.r.i.c.a.n.e

Squidward is a flaming homo, bye

danielins

Squidward is a flaming flamingo fem daddy tho

DevonDreams

Pretty sure he's asexual.

Delilah.

Rose Mulet

How do I delete this.

DILF $

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Originally posted by Buddy

waiT... it's all coming together now...

Demiboyx

There was an interview with the spongebob creators like 13 years ago where they talk about the possibilities of spongebob being a gay character.

rivers

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Originally posted by Rose Mulet

How do I delete this.