It was only a matter of time, but it took no time at all: Since its release on July 6, Pokémon Go has officially become more popular than Internet ****.
First it took over your Facebook feed. Then, it drank your friend’s souls. Now, it’s making ****ography its little bitch.
Adult website _______.com reports the top search on their site is Pokémon ****.


“In the last 5 days we have seen a giant shift in **** searches,” says _____.com spokesman Alex Hawkins. “Our top searches which usually consist of ‘MILF,’ ‘Teen,’ and ‘Interracial’ have been replaced with ‘Pokémon,’ ‘Pikachu,’ ‘******,’ and ‘Anime’. Anime has become our #1 accessed genre over the weekend with the booming popularity of Pokémon Go.”