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cosmo attempts to drag calvin; writer has a meltdown
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Calvin Harris Is a F*ckboy Who Doesn't Deserve Your Hero-Worship
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which one of yall swifties wrote this 
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Once upon a time, in the middle of nowhere Scotland, a young boy crooked of teeth and void of attraction named Adam Wiles was born.This, my people, is the origin story of Hollywood's greatest ****boy and his rise to power.
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Today, this ****boy is being applauded. After Taylor Swift's publicist confirmed her client wrote "This Is What You Came For," Calvin responded with a series of tweets, including one that outed his ex for trying to "bury" Katy Perry and unknown "ETCs" with her media and mean-girl prowess. He in turn inspired Twitter's current top hashtag #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty, which has begun to decimate her image in sets of 140 characters or less. Yes, he is exposing the calculated and shifty ways of Taylor Swift, but at what cost?
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Starting in tweet #3 and feeding into tweet #4, Calvin mocks Taylor's happiness in her new relationship with Tom Hiddleston, publicly asking her to stay in her own lane now that they're no longer carpooling. He accuses Taylor of being a bored individual who woke up today and decided to use him as a pawn for more press. Please note that he also uses the tilted-head-hmm-emoji, which each and every last one of us has used to question a ****boy's actions.
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Calvin accuses Taylor again of being bored and says that her favorite pastime is taking people down like Blair Waldorf. God. Damn. Calvin. Not surprisingly, Katy, who must have been waiting at her computer with a lifetime supply of English Breakfast tea and popping corn, agreed
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We've seen this in the ****boy species time and time again. They compliment their prey, and make them feel special and included. Then, once the prey is on a ****boy high, they denounce their worth, talent, or moment, and end the cycle with yet another compliment and wishes for continued well-being. This man is trained.
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Yes, I openly and proudly detest Taylor Swift, and I will be bringing Moët and potato salad to the #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty. That said, the fog was quickly fading from her glass house without any help from Calvin; the internet has been wildly speculating for weeks now whether her relationship with Tom Hiddleston (or anyone) is/was real. So for Calvin, a noted ****boy and fame-*****, to take matters into his own hands is ridiculous. Honey, boo boo, sweetie, Adam, Calvin, this is what you came for. If you know so much about Taylor Swift's "burying" and her "ETCs," then you know full well what you signed up for when you engaged in a romantic relationship with her. Don't act brand new, Mr. Wiles, because the public did not come here for you and we won't stand for it. Yes, ****boys can be heroes too. We've seen it happen with men ranging from David Beckham to John F. Kennedy Jr., so maybe Calvin will rise from this. Maybe we will see him on the other side as a truth-teller in Hollywood, exposing exes who need to be exposed. But until then, Calvin, go see if you can make a cleaning crew out of some beats because you're being too messy for room service.
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I tried not to post the whole thing but 
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