Falling in love with my bestfriend and having sex with him when his drunk (we do it a million times when he's drunk ), and confessing to him that i love him but he rejected me and i move away and never see him anymore.

- Trying to be friendly with heteros
- Shoving a stick into a classroom keyhole, the principal yelled at me

I...

Sucking my father's toes

I literally did this today, but what's even worse was that our substitute was his cousin and he was there to hear all of it