Can you with as much detail describe the taste of water? The winner of best detailed description of the taste of water will get a amazon gift certificate by muah.

it has no taste.......

it's a tasteless smooth liquid that is refreshing

that's the point! its hard to describe the taste of water! But i'm sure someone can!

it's salty.

i'm describing the taste of ocean water, because you didn't specify.

I WIN!

Its a refreshing blast of liquid refined, and natural (and some added) minerals. (Queen Dasani at least).

Tastes like water.

It has a unique taste therefore it tastes like water.

it's like that taste you get when you jump in a pool and realize you cant swim so you start drowning
till you finally push your self up and you breath and realize
water is amazing

It's a cool liquid that isn't viscous, and if it's fresh it can have a flavor opposite that of umami: refreshing but not altogether bland, but also not at all savory. If it is mineral water it can take on a tiny hint of metallic tang.

I love water

It's like liquid air

Like spit but nowhere near as thick

like semen

Neutral

It tastes like clear.

tastes fresh