The card will read "Love Grandma & Grandpa xoxo" and at the bottom it'll say "Bob" in bad handwriting because he had a stroke I think a few years ago. My grandpa supposedly feels bad for the guy and that's why he's made him a part of our family, but we all see thru it.
Bob looks like a less-fabulous Elton John in person. He has a hearing problem and he'll just sit off in a corner chair somewhere at parties. My family talks to him so he's not lonely and cause we all know what's really going on. I think my grandpa is the top tbh.
I wish I was making this up. This side of my family is very redneck too but my grandpa is a loud, outgoing person and always the center of attention/hosts parties so no one will call him out on it. Even if they did I think he'd deny it.
My dad is a weird one. I found a "lads mag" in his bedroom once which was awkward but when we were cooking meatballs once he said a really creepy innuendo like "we have a nice set of balls today" and he's said some other odd **** too.
Omg no but one time my dad had a poker party with all his mates (all of which had wives) and I heard the grindr notification go off Nobody suspected a thing and whoever it was wasn't acting bothered because he obviously didn't think anyone else would know what that was (I was in the closet at this point)
I wish I knew who it was, my dad's friends are so hot and I would've happily slept with any one of them.
My grandpa supposedly feels bad for the guy and that's why he's made him a part of our family, but we all see thru it.
This side of my family is very redneck too but my grandpa is a loud, outgoing person and always the center of attention/hosts parties so no one will call him out on it. Even if they did I think he'd deny it.
