Dad Spends $900 on Newspaper Dating Ad for His Son
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Salt Lake City bachelor Baron Brooks was surprised to learn that his father paid $900 on a dating advertisement that he wrote on Baron’s behalf in the Coeur d’Alene Press.
In the ad, Baron’s father, Arthur of Beverly Hills, Calif., indicates important qualities and “musts” these potential daughters-in-law must have. Arthur describes Baron as “48 years old, live in Salt Lake City, and never been married.” While pictures are a necessity on newspaper dating ads, Arthur Brooks’ photograph of his son is admittedly outdated. The ad says, “I look just like my picture except now I have gray hair.”
ABOUT YOU
-You will probably be between the ages of 34 and 38, but that can be flexible
-You will be attractive being height and weight proportional
HERE ARE THE MUSTS
-You must be willing to move to Salt Lake City
-You must be politically conservative. If you voted for Obama or plan to vote for Hillary you are not for me
-I am 5'5 and if you are 5'8 and like to wear heels it may not work
-I would expect that if we have children you would be a stay at home mom
