No reason to move. That oversized Oompa Loompa isn't getting anywhere near the White House. Still want to visit Brazil at some point though to take in all the beautiful eye candy.
Brazil isn't even as bad as you said. Plus they got hot people too
That "hot people" myth is what they always try to sell, when you go there you see it's not different than any other country with hot people and non hot people, they do pay a special attention to their looks tho.