I remember when I was with my friends and one of my friends say that he likes girls eyes and what not. Sounds normal and what not then this mofo talking about if he could he would steal peoples eyes and keep them . I was like
He's not exactly a friend, but a guy from my school lost his virginity with a goat when he was 15 The worst part is that now he is hot as hell, and everyone thirsts over him, but every time I see him I can't think about any other thing than the goat
. I was like
I said I'm not a hooker and then we never spoke again 
