I've never blacked out before!

I just fell down stairs multiple times and fcked up my face and arms and body a few times. That was the worst that has ever happened to me


Also never threw up drinking either

I'm also heavily addicted to white wine. I can drink that juice like a hummingbird.

...... um how rude
I am a cute girl I always get my lime and salt with the drink

MØ's Final Song MV is so pretty, wtf

you're like 12

also i don't like vodka, too strong. and beer is gross. i pretty much only enjoy mild fruity stuff. i'm the worst college student ever

its finally done

Unless Shawn wants me to drink ofc



One time i drank some vodka while on antibiotics & my tongue immediately turned white for 3/4 days

I'm that girl too though, hehehe

i just imagined the 5'2 girl at the bar ordering hard liquor and the bartender wondering who let this preteen in here and where she got that fake ID

cheers, girl!

Honestly haven't been like legit drunk in YEEEAAAARS

I sip occasionally but I don't really drink per se

drinking age here is 18 so everyone looks fetal at the bar, especially at certain clubs. The bartender isn't allowed to doubt your age and deny service once in anyway.

the dumblonde album is GREAT

You're too classy for that. I picture you standing at the bar drinking some Pinot Grigio and holding the glass properly.

I feel like i'm hungry 24/7 wtf

LaTiNAZza & hoLOcEnE aRE LiVing pRoOf tHaT alL WOmeN lIkE tAleNtleSs dOuCHeS

And then you wonder why you weigh 280 pounds

The side effects of being fat

omg yall are rewd

I'm a healthy size tyvm

I've only had like a sip of white wine but it was actually surprisingly good. I wouldn't mind drinking it, but red wine is like my least favourite form of alcohol, ugh.