That's why you shower and douche

Not 1st cousins. His dad is my first cousin I'm not sick lol

You douche everytime you shower?

Now, sis...

Don't blame us that you've been doing it wrong.

oh my GOD i wanna strangle Susan and Lynette.. their characters are so annoying, not so much with Lynette but Susan.. WHEW

it's still a little weird, but you do you

I don't bottom so no need for me to, I'm talking about whenever bottoms bottom, they douche. I thought that was implied...

what does "they douche" mean ????

i don't know what that means

Mom on CBS is so damn funny

Trump supporters on Twitter are so strange. Trump supporter Allen tweets me. And then I tweet him back. And then he blocks me. The unstable-ness of it all. Let me not reply to any of them on Twitter anymore. Don't want to accidentally drive any of them to suicide. They were just born that way, I guess.

The shade

Mess isn't that an atrler

ATRL is kinda boring today. Good, I can finally study.

i was gonna say he looked familiar

hilary got them shook

my mom, half-asleep, noticed i was eating some food and was like warm it up first!

and i was like mom these are strawberries

On my way to watch The Angry Birds movie with my new date