Jeez a person cannot joke around here.
Anyways, here is my detailed review of the Sticky & Sweet Tour which ironically led me to the rest of her career and tours:
Candy Shop- She kicks off the show with one of her favorite album tracks as she performed this damn song 3 times on her last THREE tours. This performance was okay although the MDNA Tour blows it away by MILES. It was a cute opener though despite the croaky vocals.
Beat Goes On- The song is not one of my IMMEDIATE favorites from Stale --I mean Hard Candy but it's decent. Kind of a cheesy song but...lol. The way she struggles to hit whatever notes she's singing kind of raises eyebrows but overall as a whole the performance is okay. Those dance numbers at the end though
Not to mention she takes off even more layers of clothing and reveals that God awful, ugly ass outfit. WTF was she thinking? Whoever styled her needs to be fired and publicly shamed.
Human Nature- I don't understand how people can like this performance. Hands down one of the WORST performances of this show. She just stands there with a guitar with her veiny ass, sinewy arms with those frog ass vocals. She's not even singing, more like talking her way through the song. Not to mention her veiny, muscular arms are not helping. The vocoder was nice though. The backdrop was nice though. However, this electric guitar arrangement falls flat.
Vogue-FINALLY a good performance. In the beginning, when I saw her vogueing with her man arms I laughed. But then after a while I got used to it. It may be a modern arrangement but I really loved this performance. Choreography was amazing and not to mention she sang it live. This performance is a 10/10.
Die Another Day- I wished Die Another Day would be used more on her tours. I don't know why she pays this gem lots of dust. I liked this little interlude and I liked the whole boxing theme. It's weird though. She has more muscles than the 2 male dancers.
Into the Groove- Another excellent performance. I think this whole section is the highlight of the show. This rendition of ITG in my opinion blows away the ReInvention Tour. The arrangement is creative and I loved how she incorporated "Jamp" into the double dutch jump rope. The only downside of this section is her horrendous outfit. What was she thinking?
She looks like a hipster granny trying to be cool and it didn't help in round 2 she wore a skirt that flashed her cooch every 2 seconds
But to conclude I LOVED this performance.
Heartbeat- Another great performance. I think this performance matched perfectly with the song and even in the end she starts krumping and shaking what she was given. Get it Grandma Donna!
Borderline- I LOVED this rendition. I don't know why fans **** all over this performance. I think what would have improved it is if she sung it in a lower key. Her singing it in the original key acting like she still has 80s vocals was just......eh..... But I LOVE this performance. One of my faves from this tour. I'm glad she arranged it like this as Borderline is one of my favorite songs by her. A++++++++ for me.
She's Not Me- A fun performance. Fun fact: This was the song that got me into all her 80s and 90s and the rest of her career. It's a great performance despite her granny rocker look. I wish they actually played the Backdrop they had instead of having the MV stills. The ending was kinda goofy but....it is what it is!
Music- My favorite performance of the night. I might be a little biased because Music is my favorite song by her. I loved this performance. Excellent choreography and just a flat out fun performance. Despite her butchered vocals, she gets a pass for this. She might as well use heavy backing track.
Man I am sweating just by typing this all out lol!
The legendary Ray of Light came out a couple of weeks after I was born and I've been hooked ever since!
We just like to joke around w each other and not take things so seriously. No need to come for us.
